Not too long ago, when the shitter was full, I had a somewhat interesting shopping experience at Walmart. Not the usual People of Walmart experience, but a sense and purpose of criminal mastermind experience. Perhaps inspired by Heisenberg.
According to CSI, you can clean up body fluids using bleach. A lot of bleach. It not only kills majority of the germs and bacteria, but clears the scent of a horrible crime … in my case it was killing the odour of human feces which had dripped and gushed over me and the floor in the basement.
Anyway, I had to clean up the basement, and needed cleaning supplies. So, I ventured to the local Walmart to stock up; buckets, mops, bleach, bleach, bleach and air freshener. Didn’t meet many suspicious and interesting characters, but it is always a surreal journey down each isle – especially when you witness a Hasidic Jew inspecting the new line of hunting riffles.
Within a few minutes, my filled with 4 large bottles of bleach, a mop, 3-pack of air fresheners, disinfecting wipes family sized box and of course scented candles. You can never go wrong with candles.
The cashier had an interesting look on her face, trying to perhaps understand why I would buy these quantities of bleach. She was a little disturbed to say the least, especially when I paid in cash. Perhaps she remember the scene in Breaking Bad where they try to dissolve a body in the bath tub with acid. Everybody knows to use plastic containers for that!
All the way my car, I was looking over my shoulders, expecting to be tackled by the 7-ft armed security guard, while screaming in a fetal position due to the pain of the taser. Was I going to be a victim of my shopping needs?
I made it home and started the cleaning process. Hours later my basement was shining, smelling like a hospital, and my hands were smelling as if I had completed a few autopsies and bathed in bleach … I should’ve bought latex gloves.
In 1958 and 1988 a classic horror was made (and re-made) called The Blob. It was in reality a pretty shitty movie, but I still enjoyed watching the odd mesmerizing blob rolling over its victims.
Almost another 30 years have passed and I have prevented the return of the Evil Blob.
The joys of being a father and husband, and home owner, comes with a long list of responsibilities. I’m not even going to attempt to share this lengthy list with you, as I’m sure you are fully aware of said responsibilities.
One of these involves cleaning the bathroom sinks, and is one of my less favourite activities. Not that many house chores are a delight, but this one will eventually end up on Dirty Jobs.
To cut a very long story short. Living with girls have a small hygienic side effect, especially if the girls have longer hair than Kojak. As they spend time in the bathrooms to get ready for the day, then obviously groom themselves while looking in the mirror. The mirror is strategically placed above the sink.
Ever so often your bathroom sink becomes clogged up and you might as well clean it regularly to avoid build up – or feel the wraith of your partner as it starts to smell from the sink.
Honestly, I hadn’t cleaned any of the sink drains since moving in to the house almost a year ago, and the water was not leaving the sink quickly. In fact, it was at times not draining, only to be followed with a few vile bubbles popping with a nasty smell of sewage.
The best way to clean drain is by taking off the trap, and clean it with a bottle-brush. Please make sure to place a bucket underneath the trap, to catch water and gunk. Yes, there will be plenty of odd smelling water and gunk.
Two out three sinks went rather well. Not too much gunk, although I did get sprayed with foul-smelling water as I pulled out the bottle-brush.
The last and most dreaded drain was the kids’ sink.
As I disassembled the trap, and gently pulled it away, I was greeted by a flood of brown smelling water sitting in the trap. The stench filled up the cabinet. I was seeing strange colours.
The trap suddenly dropped and a ginormous hair-blob-gunk thingy landed on my hand. It slowly slid down my fingers, stayed there for a few seconds before sliding off into the bucket.
I was horrified. I swear I felt small bites and something stinging on my skin. Not too sure what organism it was, but it was the Blob Reborn. I quickly grabbed it with some paper and dropped it into the toilet. As it flushed I could hear scraping sounds as if it was trying to survive.
Anyway, it’s dead now. It’s probably roaming the local sewers swallowing rats and alligators. Hopefully it doesn’t come back to haunt me for Halloween.
It’ll one a while before I dare to attempt that chore again. My hand is still scared. The ‘joys’ of having girls 🙂
Doing the drains yourself does save you a few hundred dollars each time, so it is worth it.
It was an odd feeling when I drove my trusted El Camino to another mechanic. Ever since I bought the beast, I have been seeing the same mechanic. He knew her inside out and treated her really well. I even got a discount on different services, and sometimes a freebie.
But, having moved 20 miles away, I felt it was difficult to commit to a long distance relationship, and had to look at alternative offerings.
Recently I was forced to going to another mechanic. One of my tires was flat and it was clear I needed new tires.
I frantically searched for local mechanics and read all the reviews, before finally deciding to go meet the new prospective mechanic. It was almost like a real interview during the first visit. I simply had to get a feel for the new place before trusting them with the beast.
The date was settled and I brought the El Camino to the shop. At first I was reluctant to hand over the keys, and I suddenly burst out “change her oil too“. Not too sure what happened, but I dropped my guards and opened up. The mechanic smiled and I went home.
A few hours later I got the call. I could pick her up.
It was like I had cheated on my mechanic, who probably was wondering what he had done wrong since I hadn’t been back from months. Is it normal to feel guilty about changing mechanic?
I consider this a one-off affair and hope my trusted mechanic will take us back! It was just an oil change and new tires on the front. It wasn’t serious 🙂
Nothing worse than working from home and not being able to connect to the company network using Cisco AnyConnect.
I was recently working from home, but encountered really annoying error when launching Cisco AnyConnect “Failed to initialize connection subsystem”. And, the help section in the Cisco desktop application is not helping – it’s actually slightly ridiculous.
I have been rather rattled by the recent debates and discussions, and at times accusations, when it comes to giving vaccines to our kids. Giving them to my kids whom I love and cherish.
Some scientists claim that we need to vaccinate our kids from an early age, and we blindly listen to them without questioning what poison they inject into these fragile bodies.
Political groups accuses parents of putting our existence into question and also claim that none of these multi- vaccines have caused long-term impacts. Why is there an increase in mental illnesses like autism?
I’m not an advocate for autism, but do question why we’ve seen such an increase in last few years. And I do not believe it’s to do better screening. Here’s a little video for the conspiracy theorists 🙂
Poison is perhaps the wrong term, but nevertheless, we inject toxics into their bodies hoping they will be protected against common and now more uncommon infections. It’s the beginning of World War Z!
I have long proclaimed that vaccinating kids unnecessarily will only cause four things;
Kids get an overload of viruses injected which could have long-term impact on their bodies and mental states. We do not have the long-term evidence to show that it is not dangerous.
Multi-function vaccines contain chemicals, viruses and liquids is a toxic cocktail. The combinations have side effects.
Viruses will mutate and grow stronger, leaving humanity with less chance of winning
It’s all just a conspiracy and we are all doomed 🙂
It’s important to understand that I fully support getting my kids vaccinated, but I also want to know what’s being injected into my kids, and have the right to object or request single (individual) shots instead of multi-vaccines.
When I grew up I had perhaps a handful of vaccines measles, rubella, mumps, polio and smallpox … and perhaps one or two mode. But that was it, and I survived my childhood just fine. And so did all the Western World parents who are giving out about other parents objecting to multi vaccines.
We have to stop, assess our objectives and then determine the best vaccines for our kids.
Look at the impact of the flu vaccine. The flu virus have gotten much stronger in the past few years, mutating and leaving the vaccine useless. Perhaps not useless, as some people will benefit from a vaccine if they have a weak immune system.
Let’s take a quick look at some of the vaccines our kids get these days, at a very young age.
Cervical Cancer; spread through sexual contact … but their genitals are not even evolved at this stage
Hepatitis; share needles, unprotected sex, multiple sex partners, alcoholic, which again is unlikely at this young age
of course if you travel to or live in areas with poor sanitation, then yes
Pneumococcal; the PPSV vaccine cannot be used for the part of the population that is most vulnerable to the disease, i.e. kids, so they just made another version (or just other name) called PCV
Pertussis; aka Whooping Cough – granted, we do not want our kids to get this infection, but perhaps we could give them the cure when/if they do contract Whooping Cough?
Flu; let’s be honest, it’s a pain to get the flu, and if you have a really weak immune system it can be very serious, but there’s no need to force this vaccine upon kids
The rest of the long list of vaccines our kids get are ok I assume, but I do not support the use of multi-vaccines. We simply do not know the long-term side effects of these.
Why did we “invent” multi-vaccines? My take on it is that we (people in general) could not be bothered going to the doctor many times throughout the first years of our kids’ life, and demanded shorter visits and fewer shots. That means we are to blame for the viruses getting stronger, our bodies weaker and new chronic illnesses arises – and not to mention the rapid increase of autism in the past decade.
The conspiracist in me would claim that the medical and pharmaceutical industries control this very closely. They are on cahoots together. Insurance companies demand these vaccines and pharmaceuticals provides them at high cost. Perhaps even making the single shot vaccines so expensive it doesn’t make sense for parents.
We need to go back to basics. Only inject the critical vaccines into our kids, one-by-one, and then strengthen them as they grow. This includes more visits to the local doctor as kids get older and perhaps get more active with travelling and (God forbid as a parent) when they get sexual active.
When I read articles the news where people comment or proclaim that parents who ask questions about the vaccines are not idiots, then I get slightly annoyed. We are asking these questions for the safety of our children. The concerns raised is not necessarily about the vaccine itself, but the fact that the modern vaccines combines multiple vaccine shots into fewer shots – and several of these vaccines the kids don’t need at such an early stage in their lives.
My comment back to these parents are “do you not care for your kids and do you simply fill their bodies with any kind of junk? Then you might as well allow them to inject drugs!”
It’s time we stand together and determine what’s best for our kids as parents. We need to get vaccinated against the common diseases and prevent spread of viruses. The answer is not multi-vaccines, but single vaccines.